Tory Covid19 phrasebook




Tory Covid19 soundbite BS, translated


Totally committed; Couldn’t care less

Working flat out; Calm down dear, it’s only a virus

Working relentlessly; Chillaxing

Tireless efforts; Chillaxing in Mustique

Top priority; Not my department

Test, test, test; Rest, rest, rest

Ramping up; Yeaaah, what’s the problem?

250,000 tests a month; In your dreams

Support the NHS; Flog it

Mild symptoms; Dodging awkward questions

Bail-out; Taxpayers’ cash for Tory tax-dodgers

BBC journalist; Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Secretary of State; Useless, clueless turd





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