Tory Covid19 phrasebook
Tory Covid19 soundbite BS, translated
Totally committed; Couldn’t care less
Working flat out; Calm down dear, it’s only a virus
Working relentlessly; Chillaxing
Tireless efforts; Chillaxing in Mustique
Top priority; Not my department
Test, test, test; Rest, rest, rest
Ramping up; Yeaaah, what’s the problem?
250,000 tests a month; In your dreams
Support the NHS; Flog it
Mild symptoms; Dodging awkward questions
Bail-out; Taxpayers’ cash for Tory tax-dodgers
BBC journalist; Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Secretary of State; Useless, clueless turd